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Grand Theft Auto Sex Scenes Cost Take-Two $20 Million
September 5th, 2009
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Grand Theft Auto Sex Scenes Cost Take-Two $20 Million
OK, this issue has revolted me from the very start. There’s a bunch of retarded inbred parents who, after buying an M-rated game for their sheltered kids, decided a weird-ass clothed “sex scene” accessible only through a user-created HACK, was worth $20 million in court.
Music, Code, and History
August 3rd, 2008
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It’s funny how things evolve while you’re not paying attention.
I’ve recently gotten back into my old hobby of producing music. Eons ago I had gotten pretty good at it, and a surprising number of my works wound up in various video games of the era (mid to late 90′s). Then one day, I had a terrible disk crash, lost all of my source files and “signature” sounds, and I pretty much threw in the towel. Sure, I played around with the new tools back then, like the first versions of Acid and Reason, but I didn’t take it seriously anymore… it was just fun to make noise for a few hours.
Daily Kos: State of the Nation
July 21st, 2008
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Daily Kos: State of the Nation Nothing much to add, but if you’re at all interested in the lovely circle-jerk that is banking, I invite you to spend a few minutes reading this excellent article at Daily Kos, that I think explains the situation in a way most people can understand (well, most non-inbred [...]
Love thy neighbor, but only if they swallow!
July 9th, 2008
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WARNING: If you consider yourself a serious, devout catholic, you should probably stop reading. You won’t like what I have to say, not one bit. I bring your attention to article A: ‘Body Of Christ’ Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student Now consider article B: ‘Body Of Christ” Returned To Church [...]
Rogers iPhone pricing revealed (yes, Rogers is still retarded)
June 28th, 2008
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Rogers revealed its pricing scheme for its Canadian 3G iPhone plans today. They suck ass, which is precisely what we’ve come to expect from the only national telecom that’s even dumber and greedier than Bell. There’s a petition online. Like all petitions, it probably won’t do a damned thing, but it says “fuck you” [...]
Crooked Lying Bastards Unworthy of Your Money (and mine)
June 23rd, 2008
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Update:A spin doctor from Pizza Pizza contacted me and credited $50 to my account, and I’m not one to turn down free pizza! I still declare a jihad on the Somerset tards – I’m not much for suicide bombers, but maybe a large group of fat nerds could show up, dressed in their finest trans-gender [...]
Fuck Creative Labs, Fuck the Sound Blaster, and Fuck You if you buy one!
March 29th, 2008
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For those just tuning in, Creative Inc, the company that sells the Sound Blaster brand of sound cards, has been giving a driver hacker a very hard time. The issue involves Vista driver support. I don’t know the full details, as I don’t own a Sound Blaster anymore, but the gist of it is that [...]
EPIC FAIL!
March 22nd, 2008
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I pondered long and hard about where this site was going, when a lolcat jumped at my face and shouted “UR DOIN IT WRONG!“. That illiterate micro-bastard could not have been more right. Billsmind.com needs a reboot, a new format that better represents what it’s like [...]
Spam alert
March 12th, 2008
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This is an FYI for anyone visiting my site in response to spam / e-cards or any other garbage received from aliuysal@ billsmind.com, ajrang@ billsmind.com or michaelmcfadden@ billsmind.com. The spam did not originate from my server. These are just half-bred scammers putting fake addresses in the “From” field. I would love to find out who’s [...]
