It’s no secret that I’m a bit of an asshole – not a mean guy, a nice guy but an asshole. I speak my mind, all the time, and those who don’t like it can go fuck a moose. One of my favourite scratching posts is religion. When people ask what my religion is, I [...]
Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category
Grand Theft Auto Sex Scenes Cost Take-Two $20 Million
September 5th, 2009
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Grand Theft Auto Sex Scenes Cost Take-Two $20 Million OK, this issue has revolted me from the very start. There’s a bunch of retarded inbred parents who, after buying an M-rated game for their sheltered kids, decided a weird-ass clothed “sex scene” accessible only through a user-created HACK, was worth $20 million in court.
Music, Code, and History
August 3rd, 2008
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It’s funny how things evolve while you’re not paying attention. I’ve recently gotten back into my old hobby of producing music. Eons ago I had gotten pretty good at it, and a surprising number of my works wound up in various video games of the era (mid to late 90′s). Then one day, I had [...]
Love thy neighbor, but only if they swallow!
July 9th, 2008
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WARNING: If you consider yourself a serious, devout catholic, you should probably stop reading. You won’t like what I have to say, not one bit. I bring your attention to article A: ‘Body Of Christ’ Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student Now consider article B: ‘Body Of Christ” Returned To Church [...]
Crooked Lying Bastards Unworthy of Your Money (and mine)
June 23rd, 2008
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Update:A spin doctor from Pizza Pizza contacted me and credited $50 to my account, and I’m not one to turn down free pizza! I still declare a jihad on the Somerset tards – I’m not much for suicide bombers, but maybe a large group of fat nerds could show up, dressed in their finest trans-gender [...]
Charity Forced to Pay Copyright Fee So Kids Can Sing Carols
December 9th, 2007
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Charity Forced to Pay Copyright Fee So Kids Can Sing Carols | TorrentFreak I won’t even try to say anything clever about this. Fuck them all! Fuck the idiot inspector, fuck his boss, fuck everyone who touched the paperwork involved in this case. I hope they all get gang-raped by a pack of [...]
Spam tards
November 1st, 2007
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Absorb this for a moment: Dear, customer New bug in Windows Kernel was found. It makes your computer vulnerable.We strongly recommend you to install this Critical Update (in attacment). Best Regards, Microsoft Window Update. Jennifer Gervasio about creating “super children” contribute to Jennifer Gervasio become creative, her kids have the resources, overscheduled [...]
Man in China dies after three-day Internet session – Yahoo! News
September 17th, 2007
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Man in China dies after three-day Internet session – Yahoo! News It’s charming how quickly the Chinese government blames video games and pornography for the death of internet “addicts”. Me, I think it’s a sign that life just plain sucks in China. You don’t hear about “internet deaths” anywhere else… not even tech-happy [...]
Half Of Consumers Are Not Aware Of Online Threats?
August 16th, 2007
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Knowing Is Half The Battle: Half Of Consumers Are Not Aware Of Online Threats? – Consumerist A study by Microsoft found out that 58% of Americans didn’t even know “online threats” existed. I wonder how many of them never heard of rape, murder, fraud and theft. Maybe they’ve only ever seen car crashes [...]
Steve Jobs is either very cunning, or blissfully ignorant
August 8th, 2007
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Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, just announced the “new” iMacs, but the only new thing is the color. It looks the same, it works the same, and they still charge two TRILLION dollars for RAM upgrades. Now despite the underwhelming update, Macs are still pretty damn nice, and I would love to get [...]
