Archive for the ‘News’ Category

I'm going to suck you dead! Study links oral sex and throat cancer

It’s nice to live in a world where people still swallow “scientific studies” as the one and only truth (unless some holy text says otherwise). Just out is a study linking oral sex and throat cancer

Brain-damaged teen (seriously), drunk and high, runs into oncoming traffic

Every once in a while, we get a chilling reminder of how amazingly dumb people can be. In the news today, a troubled teenager died a nasty death after jumping out of a moving car and running across a busy highway.

Humanity vs Capitalism

On Friday, Brazil decided to bypass a pharmaceutical patent in order to get better AIDS treatment for its people. They were in negotiations with Merck, creator of the Efavirenz drug, but couldn’t reach an agreement on the price. Brazil’s president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva (I call him Louie) made the decision to break the patent and put his citizens first

The downward spiral

The Webby Award winners have been annouced, and one of the most hypocritical controversies on the net right now involves eBay, winner of a Lifetime Achievement Award. Some woefully retarded rednecks are accusing eBay of providing weapons to Seung-Hui Cho, the Virginia Tech Shooter.

Some people should just be shot.

Check this out:
Man charged with DUI on way to DUI hearing
For those of you too lazy to click a goddamned link, the article speaks of a 74 year-old cheap excuse for a man. He was headed to court for a DUI offense from February. The problem is, he never made it to court, he crashed his tardwagon into a guard rail and was arrested again for drunk driving