FBI tracking Iranian "Terrorists" with their food purchases

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Fee Fi Fo Figger… As if the collective society of US law enforcement and security agencies weren’t already the biggest asses on the beachball, they’ve done yet another thing to remind everyone how ignorant they truly are.

I don’t know how else to say this, but the FBI is trying to track down terrorists by observing what kind of food they charge to their credit cards. I guess my “5 shawarma platters per week” diet makes me Osama Bin Canada! I guess that means the system works, if I had the means and connections to harm the US, I probably would, just as a “Fuck you” to the nation that’s breeding more hatred and warfare than all the world’s stupid civil and religious wars combined. The reason everyone hates the US is because the US hates everyone else… it’s not rocket science!

Indeed, a world without the US government would probably be a better place. Excuse me, I need to go buy a pallet of pita bread to munch on while drawing up detailed blueprints of various official buildings. Or maybe I’m just a harmless guy who enjoys good food.

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