Confessions: Geek Squad likes porn

Confessions: Geek Squad Hatched Plot To Harvest Porn From Pornstar Jasmine Grey’s HardDrive, Days Before She Died In Car Crash – Consumerist

Man these stories just keep coming! (pun intended)

Every time I read one of these, I shake my head because it doesn’t make sense to me. You’re a fucking geek, why would you “need” to scavenge customers’ hard drives for porn ? Any half-wit with a P2P client can fill their drive with dirty videos until their head explodes.

After taking a moment to juggle the facts, I came to a very obvious conclusions: these geeks are posers! If they were real geeks, they would have no difficulty finding porn online. Hell, even Google can launch you in the right direction.

I call out to all Geek Squad agents all over the continent: Grow some fucking hair! By committing these shameful acts you’re making the entire industry look very very bad. People were getting their computers fixed before Best Buy acquired Geek Squad. There are computer techs in every city in North America. Guaranteed, some of them overcharge and copy their customers’ personal or copyrighted files, but at least those creeps weren’t all over the goddamned media.

I’d like to see someone successfully sue some of these agents for the nasty crap they’ve done. Someone needs to put the brakes on corporate abuse and send a message to these wankers who hide behind shady contracts and socially deficient managers. One step at a time, we need to turn this world around.

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