High-Tech Tattle-Tale Device Hits NYC Theaters

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Regal Cinemas (some movie theater chain in the states) is now handing out these little remote-like devices to some of their patrons, which allows the person to page a staff member during the movie. The idea is that when some idiot ruins the show by talking throughout the film, or pointing his laser, or beating his wife, you page an “associate” and they come shut the idiot up.

Well since I’m such an uber-brain, I’ve invented a gadget of my own that doesn’t even require staff intervention. I call it “The Fist”. Its ingenious design works by repeatedly hitting the disruptive cinephile in the head with great force. The result is a rapid and permanent restoration of silence in the theater. The best part about my invention is its cumulative, long lasting effect. The more you use “The Fist” over time, the less assholes will be alive to ruin the movies. CALL NOW!

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