I'm going to suck you dead! Study links oral sex and throat cancer

It’s nice to live in a world where people still swallow “scientific studies” as the one and only truth (unless some holy text says otherwise). Just out is a study linking oral sex and throat cancer. Like most studies, the primary goal is not to educate the masses, but rather to secure government funding so a bunch of Ph.D. underachievers can drive their Volvos and drink their lattes. In this case, they even managed to score a blow job or two. Does that mean they know the absolute truth about oral sex ? Hell no. Correlation is not causation, else there would be security cameras at every bakery in North America.

Next thing we’ll know, terrorists will run around crowded areas, performing unsolicited sexual favors upon unsuspecting infidels. RUN!

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